Your choice

What do you do when the bottom of your foot itches? Well, I will tell you what to do. The second you feel an inkling of an itch coming on, you reach down and untie you shoe as fast as you can. Once you shoe is untied, you yank it of and throw it hard into the ground.  Last you take your pencil and you just a scratch like you never scratched before.  Now, you may look somewhat like a weirdo when you do this, but it is either look like a weirdo or sit their in agony for what seems like an eternity while you wait for it to quit itching.  It's your choice.